11/29 Doobs Daddy the Gambling Addict

Lets first off get the fucking cat out of the bag, I’m definitely not a virgin, so Undie can find a piece of glass to step on. Alright, “Gambling Addict”… that’s some harsh shit, we addicts prefer to be referred to as dedicated….its way cooler. If you’ve ever found yourself throwing some money on daily fantasy sports, it turns out we might actually be friends in some dark ass world, because in my own world I don’t have friend’s, I have acquaintances. Im basically an NBA analyst if I have to be dreadfully honest, you can tell from my 10,000$ in winnings on fanduel….you just have to look past the 13,000$ in losses. In the near future, ill be on here giving my advice on how to be the best loser you can be and we’ll tally my losses each week, shit we might even profit once or twice! This all started freshman year when I found out about this magical thing called daily fantasy sports. A rebound from Kobe with .8 seconds left won me like 2$ and if that doesn’t excite you then you can probably fuck off. It was an automatic gateway to addiction and I wouldn’t change it, although my ex girlfriend was not a fan…sucks she had to pay for meals. Sorry babe, still love you! Alright, the whole cigarettes things….who doesn’t enjoy inhaling a little smoke in the lungs and feeling pretty mellow. Marlboro reds baby, the key to successful gambling. Throw a couple bud lights in my hands on top of that and we will probably go win 1,000,000 on fantasy sports. I don’t think there is a better combo out there. If theres one thing you viewers learn from this post today, its that Gib is going to be your #1 enemy, you can’t avoid it and you won’t even be mad about it.

• Alright, Daddy is out. REMEMBER: You’re not addicted, you’re dedicated. And I’m definitely not a virgin. Keep the debit card fired up, daily fantasy sports never die. Keep grinding, Go Cubs.