11/26

DADT – Don’t ask don’t tell.

First of all excuse any grammar or punctuation mistakes, we don’t care.

• Welcome to 49^th Street where our main mission is pleasing the fans.  We might make you laugh, we might make you cry, and we might make you shit your pants? Whatever we do we have you guys in our minds and in our hearts.  We have a big announcement coming later this week as things are moving forward.  To start 49^th Street off on the right foot it is only right to explain who we are. Our team is composed of four college students: Undie, King of the hill, Doobs Daddy, and Gib.  To get to know our team better I (Undie) decided to ask our boys what their favorite recreational activities are, here are the responses…

King Hill – “Dodgeball, hopscotch, injecting, lifting, jerking off, long walks”

• If we break this down we can see that Hill played it safe with the “long walk” finisher, it really muffled the middle portion which may have been a silent cry for help.

Doobs Daddy – “video games, baseball, drinking, smoking cigarettes, and wishing I could lose my virginity”

• Very typical response from a gambling addict. The drinking and heaters help suppress the pain of losing half of your bank account every night.

Gib – “Checkers and bowling exclusively”

• We heard a rumor that Gib goes home every weekend and plays checkers against himself in the mirror, we can’t determine whether or not he is good at bowling or not because he must always be playing checkers. Up to the fans on this one.

• That concludes our interview..Hope that helps. Hope you enjoy reading our blog posts.  Tell your friends and uncles about 49^th Street.  We have a very bright future and we won’t blow any 3-1 leads.

That concludes blog post #1, remember to live a lawless lifestyle. Also fuck UPS.